Me too!!!

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I wouldn't take it personally, at all! Every guy is different, and every guy likes something different. One guy told me to start biting his dick (I was like ?!?!!?!?!?) and another just wanted me to use my hands, and another only wanted mouth action, and another wanted me to suck his fingers, et cetera, et cetera. It…

I bribed a police officer in Mexico City to allow me access somewhere I definitely shouldn't have been.

Is Satan a name in another country/language??? Besides Miroslav Satan, Wikipedia's got nothing

YAAAAAAY!!!!

I normally never care about celebrity deaths… But I'm really sad about Robin Williams :(

My straight-as-an-arrow, soft hair would totally be gnocchi- classic and generally very popular!

YES! Downloaded it! But there's only one guy within 100 miles of me :(

These things can be creepy. Definitely creepy.

She also recommended in the song that women only take it if they're less than 10 weeks pregnant. So there's that?

I agree with you. But I've had several guys tell me that they don't want to date me because I have more degrees than them, or because they think I'm smarter than they are and feel intimidated by it, or whatever. Obviously it's going to be hard to find the right person, BECAUSE it's hard to find the right person, but I…

"Men are shocked and intimidated when I tell them I own my own apartment," she said. "I've hurt myself by being a successful doctor and now I've hurt myself again by buying my own apartment. Success doesn't always help women in the dating field."

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU. Like, why do people care so much what kind of milk/alternative milk I drink?!?! myob yo

What are those, malts?

Maybe sign up with your husband to go to one together? There's gotta be a potluck or picnic or something low-key in the area!

Ughhhhh that SUCKS. Have you tried meetup or anything like that? Are you planning on staying where you live now?

Cows also appreciate jazz.

Tim Gunn is the best. LITERALLY the best.