Oh HELL NO. Block her.

Delete Facebook? No way! Maybe if I didn't move around the country/world so much. It's GREAT for keeping with touch with good friends and family in different time zones.

Okay, this is not my story, but it is a horrific roommate story a friend of mine has.

"Our toilets should be free of snakes. We deserve that right, as Americans. Our forefathers fought and died for this country, to make sure that generations of their brave countrymen could sit on the john and go poo without having to worry that a giant fucking snake would rise up out of the water and bite them."

What is everyone reading? I just finished "For Whom the Bell Tolls". Next: "Arabian Nights"!

I just started working in Chicago (near 87th and the Dan Ryan). And after this weekend, and after reading all these stories, my new motto will be HIDE YOUR KIDS, HIDE YOUR WIFE, AND HIDE YOUR HUSBAND

THIS. THIS. THIS A MILLION TIMES. How do people just STAND THERE? FUCKING MOVE

Awesome sauce??

Amazing! When I was a kid, my parents told me I couldn't do any sports- "young ladies don't do sports". To see parents encouraging their daughters to be athletic just warms the cockles of my heart! Thanks for making my day! :)

What was the logic there? That if a gay man legally can't marry another man, he'll decide to marry a woman and procreate??? Bewildering, indeed.

They'd also stop manufacturing all their stuff in China, where women have forced birth control and forced abortions. I'm calling bullshiiiiiiiiit!!!

Let's start a protest! 4th of July?

SO. ANGRY. When is the revolution? Is everyone available this 4th of July???

Ugh. I've been vegan for two years now, and I always tell people: being vegan is a goal I reach for, not a minimum moral standard that I absolutely must adhere to. It's near impossible to be 100% vegan and not eat any vegetables that came from a farm that maybe killed a field mouse once, take medicine that contains…

Julián Mochales.

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What the fuck is wrong with you?

Oh… Maybe I've been away from puritanical society for too long, but this just made me shrug. Like, I guess it's not super attractive, but eh.

Next time you see him, kiss him before you even say hello! Be blunt! You'll never know, otherwise :)

I do speak Spanish, but as it took me over a year living in a Spanish-speaking country to become fluent, I understand that it's practically impossible. Le sigh. Maybe I could leave them with instructions to continue teaching? Or ask the store to send them to an academy or something? Otherwise, I don't see myself…