I think as long as you’re not russian you should be fine..

..I’ll show myself to hell

More than the apartments, I’m more annoyed by the “quirky female character who eats a lot of greasy, fatty food but maintains perfect skin and stays slim” trope. She’s not shallow like those salad eating bitches, she just LOOKS like them.

Don’t worry, he’d only do it so he could remove your kidneys. It’s not like you’re really using them, anyways.

I wonder sometimes about our (western) relationship to animals and the extreme anthropomorphism that we put into it. The moment is important for us, so we drag and prop them into our moment because it’s so important to us. How about them? I wish we could gauge what they want and feel. We may love them too much for…

Valve has removed Digital Homicide’s games from Steam following news of their lawsuit against 100 anonymous Steam users. “Valve has stopped doing business with Digital Homicide for being hostile to Steam customers,” the company told Kotaku.

Tess Everis just got really, really nervous. Flushing that silver down the toilet, Goodfellas style.

The fuck is wrong with you?

Thank you, ever since I first heard of Harambe I thought of this episode.

It’s a play on a colloquialism, “flog that chicken”, “chicken flogging,” etc., derived of the word ‘flog’. A.C. has updated the phrase giving us a more pointed and poignant version of it as it pertains to Drumpf’s shanghai’ing of the media.

All together now!

On the bright side, the people behind Digital Homicide don’t drink the blood of young virgin boys in order to attain immortality, so on a long enough timeline they’ll lose the suit.

More and more people are discovering that you can bleed your enemies to death with legal fees whether or not there’s actually merit to your case!

So, basically, he yet again conned the entire media apparatus into breathlessly covering every banal statement and demonstrable lie he made, and got more free advertising for his gaudy bullshit. Sounds like the last fourteen months. Keep fucking that chicken, y’all.

I adore the repartee between Judge Judy and Bailiff Byrd. I also love that they both have alliterative name-title combos. It’s perfect.

3 and up.. I mean you could always do some research through wikipedias and what not though if you really wanted to learn the backstory but if you want to experience the story yourself I’d suggest playing it from 3.. 3 actually will tell you quite a bit of the backstory of the first two games.

That baby loves it.

In addition to all of the obvious stupidity, Ashly has already fucked herself by setting herself up to be odd man out in the three-way scenario. She’d have been much better off by first turning Winnie and Guistinna against each other, thereby ensuring she can get whatever she wants.

The viral marketing for the new It movie has really gotten out of hand.

And they both were Carly Fiorina....

hmm