I still miss DinkleBot. His voice was so much more unique, while NolanBot just sounds like 343 Guilty Spark 2.0. Damn you, haters! Damn you to heck!

I can imagine all the execs walking around...

Damn foreigners.....

Does this affect crucible quests or bounties? i.e. Chaperone quest

My GTA senses are tingling.

GTA 6...let’s go!!!

FIND YOUR FUCKING RINGS YOU ASSHOLES

“Please look forward to the delay.”

Me too. I was counting the days to purchase my PS4 (I had been stucked on PS3). I have been PS my whole life, but right now I’m seriously considering buying an XBox for the first time.

Well, imagine me. I am a life-long PlayStation user, and had been waiting this long to purchase one. But this particular decision has made me decide to abandon PS and buy an XBox instead.

Pretty broad

You and me both, buddy.

I’ll be playing so it won’t: the opposing team is going to win every time.

Wait, did she not bring snacks? Well, this is awkward. I guess she can just bring double tomorrow and we should be alright.

Spoiler alert:

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic bear. He was lying on his furry, as it were hirsute, back and when he lifted his head a little he could see his formerly bald belly now covered with brown hair on top of which the bed quilt could hardly keep in…

Sure, but that doesn’t stop douchebag Jezebel hipsters from shaming her choice and labeling that trash “feminism”.

Feel free to disagree with me. Here’s my take. Choosing chastity as a woman isn’t feminism. Choosing chastity as a woman and having the right to not be judged as less or more of a human being because of it is feminism.