After a moment Leghorn added:

From the same article:

When asked for comment, fellow roosters had this to say:

Monsters, thankless labor, nesting dolls, and an endless void.

Guy is charged with seven felonies and no one’s burning his jersey and posting it online. Wonder why that is?

JK it’s because no one ever owned a Bruce Miller jersey.

Have you considered hiring a donut consultant to optimize your short and long-term snacking strategy?

Great. Another fucking idea for Trump to add to his platform.

But that would mean half your commenting base would be unemployed and unable to comment!

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that other women will kill them.

Poor kids. No one should have to live in Alpine, Texas.

that a responding police officer was also injured when another officer’s gun accidentally discharged.

Baw-GAWK!!

I’m still waiting to see where Gilbert Gottfried stands on the whole issue before I make my choice.

That’s because Nicolas Cage is a National Treasure.

• A little extendable tongue for performing oral sex on demand.

You are doing well and should feel confident.

You’ve done a great service for mankind today, I applaud you. Thanks for the good laugh. :)

well yeah, everything you eat ends up being your shit.