Sometimes I use masking tape to affix the eggs all over my body and then tumble around the house for fun.

I think this lawyer’s brain is scrambled.

I don’t know why, but I find it hilarious to imagine a deleted scene where the dancers took Steve Rogers’ virginity.

Yea I was confused too. Then I realized that Tiffany in the Mercedes has been dealing with her husbands kids, Taylor and Brantley, and she’s had enough of this shit. I mean, how was she supposed to know that they stopped carrying the asparagus infused water at her location?

More cupholders.

Was the windshield tinted black?

That’s not really my point. My point is that L2 is a weird and offputting place to put the map command.

Dumb to blame them for the l2 button being pressed when you sit the controller down, wanna know how many times I killed the fire keeper in dark souls when I sat the controller down? Is that also square’s fault?

But no matter how many critters do I send to the Mother Base, the number of them in the petting zoo remains the same, odd.

He chose Cornell and we’re calling him a genius?

“The children, who ranged in age from 2 1/s months...”

I’ve got over 1000 hours in Destiny, and still love it, and I’m super hyped about Rise of Iron.

I always wonder why they don’t compare video game body diversity to “sport” body diversity in real life... because very often, if not usually, the character we’re taking over in video games are in a context where physical fitness (if not attractiveness) is a very relevant factor. I mean... if you turn on most any…

no she is referring to the “it” as herself which is why i wrote that she was deploying black men as “both object and misogynist,” although i’m mad now that i didn’t write “both object and objectifier,” as parallelism would have been better writing. fuck.

“One of them came back down after a meeting, and the makeup on her nose and chin was gone.”

“In 2016, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. These men and women promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else…

He drugged her and raped her, took videos and pictures which she found out about, and then she went out with him again? What the hell is wrong with this girl?

“It’s hard to wax a chump like a candle in a sweet Calcutta rain.” —Ryan Reynolds

Last time I tried something similar, all I got was “who are you?” and “why are you in my hotel room?”. Also, I didn’t know virtual idols could punch so hard. I’m starting to get the distinct feeling that the Mikus I keep seeing at these conventions are not actually virtual.