highcharity
HighCharity
highcharity

I’m so jealous... I like the confidence in my own creativity to do shit like this. Very much envious of his creative esteem.

Kill Bill!!!!!

The kind that constipate. Hence the need for a person to suck a fart out of him.

Did they suck the fart out?

And children wouldn’t be sexually abused if they weren’t such pathetic little wimps. Why don’t they fight back harder?

Those guns don’t have a proper home now. Thanks, Obama.

I was too busy thinking about the drugs.

WON’T SOMEBODY THINK ABOUT THE GUNS?

“I can’t relate to people who just want to be famous. I’m, like, *already* famous.”

Looks like the evidence against the dam being destructible is... pretty damning.

you mean notable character actress Margo Martindale? Isn’t she still in prison?

ask people who they recognise more, ultraman or mario. and thats the answer as to why you didnt see him dressed as ultraman.

The entire episode, she said, was a performance art piece. . . .

Dr. Steve Brule seems more intelligent than this guy!

Nerf these Jamacians!

Really. This is 2016. We don’t call them “leeches” anymore. They’re called “Kardashians".

No, you get drunk and wreck a gas station restroom

I’ve recently started using this posh bar soap made from pickled chicken semen, truffle oil, and the macerated hides of dead poor people. You can find it on The Home Shopping Network. Word of advice though...don’t make the same mistake I did by ignoring the “for external use only” warning. Now everything tastes wrong

Oh come on, we’re letting a clearly purple cat self-identify as pink now? This isn’t a matter of personal choice, it’s about what portion of the spectrum of visible light your fur refracts!