Gawker (and Deadspin) have an axe to grind with Portnoy, and are no better.

My heart says yes but my brain, alas, looks at all those unresolved issues and says oh hell no.

I mean, Darth Vader is kind of an iconic villain IN-universe, too.

It’s one of those things where its really easy to go “lol boomers,” but

The original Dragon, whose name was Lews Therin Telamon, ended the Second Age by defeating Shai’tan and “breaking the world,” as the people term it.

Yeah, if only Rob had spent an entire paragraph talking about how these are clearly based on those very toys. Maybe, say, the second paragraph he wrote.

OK, these toys are clearly modeled after Kenner’s Real Ghostbusters Fright Figures action figures from 1988. Not only do they share similar names, but many of these Stranger Things items share the exact same action features to depict them being scared at their respective otherworldly horrors. However, their sculpts…

you don’t hire a director to direct episode 17 of a TV series if they aren’t going to give a shit about what happened in the previous 16 episodes. Like sorry, but they’re telling a story, and they want you to keep telling the story.

John Carter was hella good, though. It only flopped because of the marketing.

“What a non-story!” is also an effective summation of Episode IX in general.

last summer’s massive multi-hero pile-up Infinity War

I’m picturing the executives thinking “wait, they went to all that effort and locked me in a damn cell to read this?” by about page 20.

I put in a shit-ton of effort to turn an anodyne SUV into an anodyne pickup! Nineteen thousand dollars for this 2007 Jeep Grand Cherokee With Fewer Seats, plz!

Handgun went off in the glove compartment?

I do not in any way think that the world has suffered from a dearth of woefully bad hot takes online over the last two-ish years.

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Cops actually care fractionally more when its just one person harassing another.

not in mint condition, but

If it was IN Waller County, I think it would have crossed the line, though.

The Massachusetts Attorney General is looking to use Subaru’s move as evidence