The viewpoint character, however, was very human (or, well, not, but we didn’t know that in the first film).

So you scroll to the side and see two and a half minutes of... smoke? Spoooooky scary smoke to the DARK ONE’s side, and the smoke of truth, justice and the American w- er, a better tomorrow, that is- on the GOOD GUYS’ side, with occasional smoky faces (that are also on the regular screen) appearing for a couple…

And also look past the muddled CGI mush that it ended with.

LOL if i’m spending a tenth of a dang million dollars on a single car, I’m not buying fucking used. And I’m certainly not forking it over to this guy.

but part of the appeal to retirees seems to be they can hit the road for a month or more.

LOL no. You have to buy both? C’mon. Like, why would this appeal to anyone? If you absolutely have to do the turtle thing and haul a whole house with you, which you should not, why spend that much on a 22yo much-too-large vehicle and a 13yo much-too-small vehicle when you could get a sweet customized camper van for…

In Ohio, the curse arrives in the form of skyline chili.

Actually, it’s all Ohio.

Melancholy has always nipped at the edge of his comedies, thwarting detractors’ attempts to reduce his work to some empty, precious, ever-expanding dollhouse of strictly cosmetic concerns. That we’re seeing the final issue of this titular publication is no accident. It speaks to the inherently eulogistic nature of the…

It’s a macho battle flick with Jason Bourne and Kylo Ren and Batman and swords and armor and mud and it’s also a Rashomon-style investigation of a seven-hundred-year-old rape trial and also it doesn’t listen to the woman until the final third and also it’s filmed in that miserable, washed-out, essentially-monochrome…

Right, Israel hasn’t jailed and tortured peace activists. Sure, Jan. And they’d never intentionally hit civilians, oh no, not them!

I’d ask him if he’s ever stopped reading a book he wasn’t enjoying, as “I didn’t care for the plot and/or found the main character unlikeable” is more of a 1:1 of the issue at hand here, but... I doubt reading is really this dude’s jam.

Can’t wait until they’re down to the C-suite guys muttering to themselves “okay, okay, you got this, it’s ‘righty-tighty, lefty-loosey... you can do this....’”

And the site says “c’mon sharea Franklin; people may still get in.”
So I put my hundred dollars down and I logged in to ask him when.
He said “you look like a fine outstanding young mark I think you’ll do.”
Then he took another hundred off me and said “No, not 2022.”

Remember like, two days ago, when a shit-ton of clearly cishet white dudes (who obviously consider having watched The Chappelle Show a decade ago to be the equivalent of having a “One Black Friend” card to play and are still posting Tyrone Biggums gifs to this day) weighed in to say, “no, it’s cool, I helped…

Everything about this murdered-out, obnoxiously-loud-as-a-selling-point car screams ‘asshole.’ Would not do business with the seller regardless of the quality of the deal offered.

and decided to mask his dollars and cents decision as “artistic integrity.”

It even looks sad.

Y’all are embarrassments. Clicking spellcheck doesn’t count as editing, you clowns.