I really don’t understand why NPoND doesn’t stay on the main page longer each day. It’s gotta be one of the most popular features on this site, and it seems like it gets buried within an hour or two of posting. Yeah, I know I can click the Car Buying category at the top, but... again, why isn’t Car Buying one of the…

God, I must have heard it fifty thousand times* by now, but that Sandman riff never, ever fails to put my old ass right back in my buddy’s room in middle school, wolfing down garbage food and Incredible Hulk comics and ignoring our homework.

nobgoblin = knob gobblin’ = blowjob

Hell, I don’t think anyone in modern cinema has played up the “anxious, obsessive, neurotic, naggy, gossipy, dumpy, frumpy” stereotype like Larry David.

Sure you can; you just have to go to the article, click “Show Pending,” scroll through (in this case) a mere four hundred comments until you find the comment yours to which they responded, and there the gray reply will be!

Dwarf Male: You look pretty, I like your hair, here’s a drink... Are you ready now?

“Nowhere to go but up” would have made for a pretty great slogan for the (ahem) launch of No Man’s Sky, now that I think about it.

I like how you’re forced to tell us about all the broken shit in this broken-ass game instead of showing us, because this broken-ass website is too broken to do some basic shit like embed video. Now I’ll hit publish and never think about this comment again unless someone replies to it, because that shit’s broken too.

Your third through sixth words are unequivocally incorrect, but every one of the rest is dead on.

Fire her.

Zoe Saldana wore both skin-darkening makeup AND a prosthetic nose to play that role, so I’m not sure how that’s meant to reinforce your point.

Its strategy is limited, highly-targeted strikes.

Savannah is home to the third-oldest synagogue in the United States.

Seinfeld himself also was very clearly not a seasoned actor at that point, especially the

JUST a hundred and twenty bucks? For a four-pound weight to swing around? Gee whiz, such a deal!

JUST a hundred and twenty bucks? For a four-pound weight to swing around? Gee whiz, such a deal!

This is not ‘camping,’ and it’s certainly not ‘badass.’

I hear they pair Delightfully with a sunroof Cadillac.

or will be so small that everyone in his life will laugh at him.

Perhaps they were literally lampshading some incredibly heavy stuff that will tear apart the thing holding it together.