the Victor, a multi-million dollar one-off built for an unnamed client.

Nothing says “connoisseur of fine wine” like building your refrigerator to ensure it can only ever hold one specific brand.

I had the same thought about that last-ever Plymouth with basically zero miles on it from a week or two ago. You can’t actually use it without ruining the one aspect that makes it remotely special. Other than a museum, who wants it?

Man, this site works REALLY hard to hide this very popular feature.

Yeah, this culture is misogynist enough already.

if every member of Måneskin dove headfirst into a Scrooge McDuck-like swimming pool full of cocaine prior to performing—or after, or even during. (How rad would it be to watch a metal band platform-dive into cocaine in the midst of a song? Very rad.)

Fun fact: cheese and heroin tickle the same part of your brain. (Kinda.)

My wife, a professional cheesemonger, saw that story and said, “He got busted for Long Clawson??? Dude. C’mon, Colston Bassett Stilton is where it’s at! Long Clawson is some secondary Stilton, everybody knows that. You’re a drug dealer, you can afford better cheese!”

Hey, might as well try it; that argument worked pretty well for Hulk Hogan (as you can tell by the lovely herb garden in which we find ourselves).

Richard Marx could have a marriage with any human being in history and he’d win just because he’s beefing with Rand Paul.

Probably the Pirates, Brewers, Twins, and Royals, too. Maybe even the Braves. It’s a hell of a rush, isn’t it?

Or WALL-E.

This must have seemed like a solid burn when you wrote it.

Because Truck Nutz exist.

I mean, if you don’t want your death to be widely mocked, don’t get eaten by a paper-mâché stegosaurus. It’s a pretty simple rule.

It will be a “hard pull” on your credit profile, but if your score is high it won’t have a big impact.

He covers the uncovered, he puts the ‘beat’ in ‘beat writer,’ he’s the man who’s ALWAYS working hard, it’s Nathaaaaaan Graaaaaaaayson!

He’s still dead. And fiddling.