Batman is paralleled in his villains a bit more than Superman is with his, in that the villains that Batman fights tend to act as darker reflections of himself and his motives.

The Australian government is too busy putting out the flames

We could just straight up cut every Diaz scene (unless it also features DDL, obviously) without explanation and be left with a better movie, even before all the other fixes mentioned.

No one capable of moving the needle younger wants to risk tying their brand to HD.

If HD decided they wanted 40-year-olds and signed a deal with the estate of Kurt Cobain, would this Jason Marker guy bellyache about that?

Hey, Opening Day is tomorrow; bees gotta get in playing shape, too.

In high school (lo these many years ago), we once crammed four people into that definitively two-person back seat for the three-hour drive from Santa Cruz to Sacramento. I think I passed out from pain around San Jose or so.

Vigorous Tugging Results In Happy Ending

Agreed, this inability to star posts on Kinja today is really aggravating.

Just Peacock quietly removing racist WWE scenes, nothing to see here

Every week, we get novel-length summaries of Shameless, SNL, and TWD that inevitably conclude that the shows aren’t worth watching and haven’t been for years. It’s really too bad that there’s been nothing else on TV over the past decade that would have better merited that level of attention!

The president of Egypt, President Abdel Fattah, tweeted his excitement to the world.

Y’all should have “Cadillac” and “Non-Cadillac” divisions.

It would be like taking a professional football team and going back to play at a high school field.

Perhaps it is the way in which they insult the prestigious legacy of... [checks notes] ... a 35-year-old crudely-drawn toy advertisement.

I guess you’d wear McCartney on your shoulder, then, as an ePaulet?

He did some of my 3yo’s very favorites!

Get the fuck over yourself.

Hire a local contractor!

Let the student’s eventual second-hand embarrassment be a lesson