Batman Begins beat Hitch (Hitch!) by just $250,000. Wild shit.

Disney can be a dick that way.

Yeah, McConnell is Palpatine and Trump is the Darth Jar Jar theory.

The lazy Chewie death fake-out was definitely the most ‘wow’ moment in Rise, in that that was the moment I flung my hands highest into the air in exasperation and said ‘wow that was really fuckin’ dumb.’ It might not have been the dumbest moment of Rise- we still had a whole pile of poorly CGI’d Emperor clones and…

Maybe he just has the luck o’ the Irish.

He should have called...

The person you describe is a bad person.

Literal garbage.

The ‘50s are a Boomer-nostalgia thing; they were in short pants hearing about their older siblings’ impossibly cool adventures at the Tastee-Freeze and racin’ for pinks and whatnot, and they subsumed it into their own memories. Similarly, the Greatest Generation isn’t Great because they beat the Nazis, but because…

Is that smoke in that under-the-hood shot? Steam? The last wisps of early-morning tule fog?

Eleven thousand dollars for what amounts to an unrepairable thirty-three-year-old Acura?

What happened to under-promising and overdelivering?

You wouldn’t!

Where did you get those shots around NYC?

My goodness, the absolute pathetic thirsty-ass sycophancy on display here

I’ve always felt that “Radar Love” was meant to be a big band song.

NP, easy.

This has got to be absolutely eating him up inside.
Really gnawing at him, y’know?
It just... bites.