or living in their parents’ basement playing COD for their entire life.”

You know the drill on Tesla’s model names, right? Elon Musk wanted to have his main models spell out S-E-X-Y but then Ford got in the way by having filed a trademark application for the Model E name around the same time Tesla was going for it. Ford prevailed, and now we have S-3-X-Y for Tesla’s current product lineup. …

I only clicked around to various random points of the film (because, c’mon, I’m not so masochistic as to watch more than a few seconds of any version of the Chipmunks), so correct me if I’m wrong, but everything I saw seemed super racist.

5th Gear: The Tokyo Motor Show Isn’t Sure If 2021 Will Happen

I adore me some Belchers, but the writing this past season really felt like they were scraping the bottom of the ol’ fresh ideas barrel. And now they’re signed on for another forty-four eps? I dunno, man.

It was, in a word, boring

I also think Milton himself said it best, but in Areopagitica:

to learn, clearly.

Jesus, “take the reigns”? Come on, you’re a professional writer. Have a modicum of self-respect.

LOL whoops! Looks like Jerry could really use that money!

This is so close to my childhood car! My folks bought a maroon one of these from, I believe, one model year later. The only difference I see besides the color is that our headlights were rectangular rather than round.

AJ! We just pillaged Real! We got Reguilon! We got fucking Bale back! What is even happening?!?

I was gonna say, well, of course an organization so tightly tied to Bernie fucking Ecclestone would bristle at a shirt like that. But apparently they finally read the writing on the public relations wall and kicked his racist ass to the curb!

The article (excerpt?) in the New Yorker last month was frankly pretty bad. It reads like a lazy wiki list of every time Hollywood used Wagner, and drops a few turds like the following takes, which I challenge you to read without envisioning a freshman delivering them between massive bong rips:

MyPillow, Trumpy Bear, WeBuyGold.com... the possibilities are endless.

1984 was not the height of Detroit reliability.

Shut the fuck up, you charlatan.