Foghat’s relevance was reset by “Slow Ride” being on the Dazed and Confused soundtrack.

Fuck off, troll.

The suplexing is the problem! You can’t just put a city full of outdoor tables in front of Bills fans during football season! It’d be carnage, man! Carnage!

In Chicago the mayor’s office, along with BMO Harris Bank and the Illinois Restaurant Association, has launched a contest to find a solution to the outdoor dining problem. ... The prize is $5,000 and the contest closes September 7.

If you take one Lutheran fishing with you, he’ll drink all your beer.
If you take two, they won’t drink any.

Of course she didn’t.

“I agree with him, but I’mma shit on him anyway, for daring to have made money.”

Part of the problem is the source material: Jurassic Park the book is (ahem) worlds better than its schlocky-ass sequel.

Are you counting the Jets as Jersey?

Just because she’s old and active doesn’t mean she’s not a (bad) liar.

Counterpoint: she’s a liar and you’re a sucker for a sad story.

The thumbs-up, of course, has its own parts of the world where it means that.

Instead of putting in any time or effort to write a thoughtful answer, the editor responded with a comment on “Karens” and a quote from Six Chix, allowing the collective to explain the nuanced humor behind the column without the paper putting its full editorial weight behind the column.

Anyway, now that the two sides of America’s pop culture dad paradigm—Malcolm’s dad Hal on the light, Walter White on the dark—have chimed in on the issue, maybe it’ll be time for people to actually fucking listen on this particular topic.

If I can’t ride my motorbike within several blocks of your location, I’m not going to jump through hoops and walk hundreds of meters in my leathers to try and give you money.

So you’re ok with walking “several blocks,” but not “hundreds of meters”? How minuscule are your city’s blocks?

“My name is Janelle Henderson, and I’m an area manager here at Amazon. When you walk into an Amazon fulfillment center, it’s like walking into the Chocolate Factory, and you won a golden ticket.”
-an ad running right now

Pandorese Democracy

That being said, this campaign isn’t without its flaws. First, the slogan, “Leave No Stone Unturned,” is also used as a hashtag by both a small collective of grotesquely muscled body builders, and by people who are enthusiastic about the mechanical removal of rocks and stones.