When do we get to meet these little dwarves?

I was at a Chili Peppers concert in Normal, IL in 91 (I was there to see Smashing Pumpkins, who opened for them). During one point between songs Kiedis told the crowd he had just seen Cape Fear and said there was this scene where DeNiro puts his thumb in a girl’s mouth. Kiedis then singled a girl out of the front row…

Have u tried VR? I’d say it’s much much more than “playing games in 3d”as you put it.

When i read the text message sent by the friend, i definitely was shocked. AND, It made me want to know just exactly what this disagreement was about. The article is pretty vague in that respect, and leaves the reader wondering just the husband said to this woman to make her respond with such venom. In the author’s…

I feel like Trump has become impervious to attack. His supporters seem to love it when he says vile shit, and if the media calls him out on it, they just bitch at the media for unfairly attacking him. It’s basically a losing situation all around.

As a citizen of LA, I am not looking forward to this one bit. I do think our new football team should be called The LA Traffic, though. Haha. Get it? LA Traffic....sigh...

Also, it adds some Gravitas when one reads the above police report when you sub in “Johnny Football” in every instance it reads “Johnathan.” For example:

I really feel like Manziel would have had zero problems if he had never been given the nickname, “Johnny Football.” That’s real talk.

I looked up the symptoms of the Zika virus online, and it appears to be about the same as having a cold. And, it dissipates after 3-5 days. I understand the cause for alarm regarding birth defects in children, but as a healthy adult male, should i really be concerned about this at all?

I so fucking hate the so-called “12th Man.” Literally, all those fuckers do is just yell their heads off so the opposing team cannot hear themselves to complete a play. Why would anyone ever be proud of that? “Oh yea man, we won because we screamed so loud that the other team couldn’t hear well enough actually compete…

Jesus Christ Fox News scares the shit out of me sometimes. That pundit saying the sailors should have been at their guns!? What the fuck? She acts as if we’re at war with Iran. If these people had it their way, these soldiers would probably be dead right now and we’d be sending planes over to bomb the shit out of a…

Man, tats like that make me shudder. I’m guessing a lot of that has to do with just trying to stay alive in prison.

This one really seems like a no brainer to me.

What’s wrong with Football? Football is my favorite player!

Dude is just living up to his last name. And by “Gay,” I mean, “Happy.”

That’s good insight.

I’m really confused. So, does the guy truly believe he is innocent or is he just upset that he’s going to prison?

Someone get Scott Bakula on the phone pronto!!!

I'm guessing this kid is about to be shamed. This clip is definitely going to waken the rage of the Internet!!

I’ve read comics since the early 90s. I still don’t know who the fuck Black Panther is, and why anyone should care.