“Whenever I have a problem... I throw a Molotov Cocktail... and then I have a different problem.”

To be fair to Hirsch, he did this back in 2015, when we didn’t know it was wrong to choke a woman out at a party and never apologize for it. Is it fair to judge historical figures by present-day standards?

Charisma is force of personality. Hitler had charisma, although no one would say he was beautiful.

I can Loot.

But did he catch anything?

I read most of these comments and my biggest take away is that the creepier Barstool stans reaaaaallly like Magary. I would be pissed if I was Magary.

You don’t even want to know the regimen involved when goths go on beach holiday.

LOOK DIPSHIT, THE WOMAN WAS SPEAKING NOT-ENGLISH! NOT EVERYONE WENT TO SOME FANCY LIBERAL COLLEGE WHERE THEY TEACH YOU TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SOMEONE SPEAKING MEXICAN AND SOMEONE SPEAKING CANADIAN. FOR ALL HE KNEW, SHE SNUCK OVER FROM MONTREAL. HE’S A REAL WORKING MAN, NOT AN IVORY TOWER LIBERAL THAT CAN TELL…

“cuck husband” also seems like a very white guy insult.

Nicholas II was forced to abdicate as tsar

He’ll be fine.

I’M THE MONSTER AT THE END OF THE BOOK!

Me feel like rules are suspended if it mostly-empty theater and terrible movie. Me took kids to see Emoji Movie as their first “so bad it good” experience, and only other person in theater was friend of theirs, so they spent movie shouting at screen and it was loads of fun.

Um. He said why he wasn’t there. He had to protect the Inner Sanctum.

You’re all gonna be singing a different tune when Avengers 4 is all Wong all the time. You’ll all look up at Wong and shout “save us” and he’ll whisper “no.”

Yeah, but some plants are jerks.

If you drink water, you’re killing the plants and animals that could’ve lived in that water.