There are pet rescue groups that are nuts, but there are generally low barrier shelters around too. I feel like way too many people try one or two nutty rescue groups and give up and go with a breeder. I wish they did a better job of letting people know the difference between low barrier shelters and nutty rescue…

Too soon.

He left the church a few years ago. That’s why you haven’t seen him.

And here we all thought The Emoji Movie would be the bomb that ended his career.

How fast can Christopher Plummer shoot Deadpool 2 scenes?

Bill Maher is trash.

Low country BBQ is the least among all BBQ’s, so no real loss there. #bbqtrolling

Man Steals Neighbor’s Underwear, Leads Police On Brief Chase

The requirements for supervillain aren’t that high. He or she just needs to possess a less than common means of transport. A submarine is enough to warrant supervillain status.

They’re next.

racoons have thumbs

Mostly thumbs.

How did we become the dominant species?

You are human tennis elbow. You are a pizza burn on the roof of the world’s mouth. You are the opposite of Batman. 

Dog breeding has been around for hundreds (maybe thousands?) of years, so probably not a fad.

Headline should read, “Local Branch of Global Pedophile Ring Expels Member for Loving Marital Relationship With Adult.”

The funny thing about Drunk History (aside from it being funny) is that I actually learn from it. And retain that knowledge! I wish I had Drunk Earth Systems Science in college. I would have gotten a much better grade.

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

This is the awning of the age of hilarious.

And in our desperation we turned to a city we didn’t fully understand.