Fake News!

People these days. All these snowflakes go right to their mommy blogs when I correct them on facebook by telling them, “Actually, your kid seems a little ‘cunty’.” Now I’m not welcome at Thanksgiving anymore. Did I make a big deal about it when their kid had an allergic reaction at my Super Bowl party? No. I told them…

Chicago Thugs

Totally ridiculous.

The leopards are coming for all your faces, assholes.

In my experience, this doesn’t always work. Flour clumps up more easily than constarch, so you can end with lumps of flour that are just gross. Maybe try just a dusting of flour, if you don’t have cornstarch, just to be on the safe side.

I mean, I’m sympathetic to the fact that he was traumatized, but why did he ever pursue a relationship with someone who has dogs if he can’t stand to be around them? Its very odd to say “this is my dealbreaker, I can’t live with this” and then decide to marry the person.

THIS GUY TIPPI GORDON, I CALL HIM MARIO 64 BECAUSE HE’S GOT LOTS OF STARS

I can’t believe the NFL has you watching from the couch when Colin Kaepernick has super bowl experience and is waiting for a call. Blackballed.

Dalton might be hurt. I saw him come off the field walking gingerly.

I wonder how quickly the practice would die out if the AKC removed docking and cropping from their breed standards.

I believe in buying dogs from reputable (ethical) breeders.

My USPS carrier is shady / lazy. Our USPS carrier must have just written out a bunch of we missed you notes and dropped them off instead of packages. We’re sitting down to dinner facing a window to the front of the house when USPS is delivering, so there’s no way “they missed us”.

Based on people’s reactions to celebrities who re-home a pet (i.e. Pratt, Dunham, Markle) I suspect there will be a lot of comments unhappy with that advice to LW3, but it’s right and good. That family deserves better than to live with animals that attack them, and those cats deserve to have a home where they don’t…

In the end, both players were asked talib the stadium.

Hopefully Marchman appreciates your even-handed coverage of your own gruesome injury. Get well soon, Chris.

Should I start you this week in New Orleans?

FINAL Megyn Kelly Wardrobe Wall - 9/25/17-11/17/17

I always get misty eyes when Michael goes to Pam’s art show. Michael is so awful but in that moment, your heart breaks. “There’s my car! Wow, that’s our building!”

Or was it a false flag?