Personally I feel like if I already bought the books once, I shouldn’t have to pay for them a second time to use their software.

Huge if true

let’s start a website

He did eventually cheat on his wife and get another woman pregnant....

I knew he wouldn’t finish the last two books of A Song of Ice and Fire.

hahaha! you made me smile. hard.

You’ve been a small child for 37 years and you think the KKK signs are weird?

It’s good to see at least one rich asshole isn’t just Putin on airs.

Plot twist - this is him after his shift:

More raisist than sexist but whatever.

“definition of compassionate: a compassion that is balanced between the people who get the benefits and the people who pay them.”

Jason, please stop delaying games.

Aaaand we’re officially at precious bodily fluids level of crazy....

Fuck all of you Social Justice Warriors. Tarzan was about a white man who is raised by apes.

Snowflake. Should have to return all his money back to the team for quitting. Cause apparently athletes follow different laws than normal people.

Man, you missed a really great opportunity here to make a joke about the back of a Volkswagen. 

Man, you are dropping some heavy spoilers there, bud. Think of all the people who haven’t seen Bambi yet.

Remember, kids: Midterm elections exist and they matter. Get out and vote this year, and then do it again in 2018.