GP is *definately* not one of my favorite people - altho I love her as Pepper! - but I will admit the last few interview's she's done has made her seem more real, less in-a-different-world.

Dear daughter,

OMG Are asymmetrical earrings in again? YESSSSSSSSS

No way this true. If this was legitimate cyber-stalking, the internet has a way of shutting it down.

Who tweets for the Boston PD? I like the Seussian quality.

Willie Geist is the most terrifying-looking human man I have ever seen. He's got that "serial strangler" glint in his eyes.

She's clearly been handcuffed and is prisoner there.

Yeah, I hate it when men take an interest in womens' issues and publicly decry violence against women. It's the worst.

No I'm half-jewish but didn't get bar mitzvahed of anything. My dad is
jewish.