I beg to differ. There was only one hero in the LOTR, Samwise Gamgee. He was everything that villain Frodo Baggins wasn’t.

You didn’t capitalize The. You most definitely are not a Buckeye.

But Pope is super popular. And she’s an attention whore. So pretty much.... Total sense.

Nothing is funnier than hearing men talk about something they know nothing about. “No, no bro, I swear, she had, like sextuple D’s!” Sure, bro. Sure.

Domestic violence fucking sucks and I hate it and that’s pretty much all I have to say

Is that not equivalent to death? Teehee.

Am I weird for not realizing that squirrels came in this color?

Terrible casting. The dad isn’t a Fat Man, and that kid isn’t a Little Boy. What a bomb.

(You’re welcome for the obscure historical reference.)

“Envision Media Arts has struck a deal with the Austrian hard candy manufacturer Pez to make a movie about its pop-culture-reference-laden plastic sweet dispensers.”

They were actually on the verge of a dental hygiene breakthrough (the tooth-broom, with a longer handle) when that asteroid hit.

Little known fact: they actually did have toothbrushes back then, but T-Rex’s arms were just too short to brush their teeth with them.

I can clearly see she’s given at least two.

4 out of 5 dentists recommend that the Terminator rip the teeth out of that 5th dentist.

I can’t believe Jez still posts shit about the bloated, overexposed hag that is Kim Kardashian. I have zero interest in her tweets or her marriage or her pregnancy. (Which she conveniently announced right after it was announced that her stepdad was officially a woman! Because GOD FORBID anyone look away from her…

Don't you mean he ripped off the Apple store to the I-tune of $ 14,000?

I think some of it was the reminder that our devices are slightly less "ours" than we want them to be.

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