You know who still gets trucks of Disney money?

Shit I’d create a twitter account just so I could delete it for Disney money

She coulda had the Disney corporation delivering dump trucks of cash to her house on a routine basis, but she wanted to be mad online, instead. I would delete my Twitter account for Disney money. I would delete my Twitter account for Lifetime television money. I would delete my Twitter account for $20 actually.

F-find young women, invite them over.

Airk is a classic damsel in distress and it’s played painfully straight. He gets kidnapped to set the story in motion and has nothing else to do except sit around and wait for the heroes to rescue him. As far as I’m concerned he’s more of a walking plot device than a character so it doesn’t really bother me but I can…

Pretty sure this is why Paul Ryan quit politics.  He was smart enough to see the writing on the wall that THIS is where the GOP was headed.  Still hate him with a passion, but, admire him for his foresight.

And of course even if McCarthy survives this the second he works with the Democrats on must pass legislation - or any legislation that doesn’t include something about the border or Hunter Biden’s laptop - one of the knuckleheads on the far right will initiate a vote to oust him as Speaker. And then the circus will…

I’ve long thought that when the histories of this time are written, Pelosi will be remembered as one of the most consequential and effective Speakers in history.

The fiasco is poised to continue until tomorrow, Jan 6th. Which is just chef’s kiss. Train wreck, meet garbage dumpster fire.

This is officially beyond uncomfortable and humiliating and, I’m here for it

They’ve been adding patches of red over the last couple episodes. 

Santos is the obvious candidate for Republican Speaker. Who would deny the brave American Civil War veteran who led the US to triumph at Gettysburg?

I’m waiting for Bobert to nominate Trump. Just imagine the optics of GOP reps being faced with the prospect of having to vote against him. 

I’m trying to understand something in the episode. So, Graydon sees the old man in the inn and realizes that the other old man is a bad guy in disguise, right? We were dealing with the actual old man up until then, though, right?

Pelosi had 15 Democratic votes against her for her final tenure as Speaker, which if Democratic control had been as narrow as Republican control is now, would have put Dems in a similar position.

Ouch. Imagine the moment when you realize you were outmaneuvered by the brain trust of Florida Man and Beta Palin. That’s got to be a hard look in the mirror.

Jordan will swear he doesn’t want it up until the moment he decides to do it.

The worst thing about The Book Of Boba Fett, though, is that it simply couldn’t justify its own existence.

The Book of Boba Fett was so pointless that the show itself gave up and just turned into The Mandelorian halfway through.

My favourite takes on this subject are “how could Rian Johnson have known Musk was a psycho fraud two whole years ago??”