Jagoff IS the preferred nomenclature. Well done.

im rthe rat from the video

Obviously, JR is very passionate about laying the pipeline for the education and women’s rights policies of the future.

Do NOT speak to her in Borat voice.

Well, looks like what I’ve been saying for months now has finally come to fruition: Billy Bush will prove to be a pivotal player in this election.

You can always tell when swimmers beef. Just look for the bubbles.

• Athletes with facial hair are less effective than they would be if they were hairless.
  

German Goo Girls

I didn’t know Bob was so controversial in Cuba, the last three bullets call for a “nueva Ley”

Greg meh’ed Italian food AND pizza once and I lost my shit.

Yeah, but LaTroy Hawkins made his $47,462,500 at $14.00/hour.

I think it should read “ Boban heads Whiteside in the elbow.”

Holy shit! KG just stole Blake Griffin’s New 2016 Kia Soul!

Four chairs, three good friends, one case of beer and relax. Anything else belongs on Deadspin, not Adequate Man.

0 out of 10 balls for this comment. A real baller would lie (even if they weren’t sure).
You’ve clearly learned nothing from how the Rock balls. Go back and review every baller moment, until you ball correctly.

So exactly how hard did this ball?

As a bludgeoner, I read rules and I absorb them into my body. I am the rules. I am an uncaged rule tiger who will maul you with my paws, which are thick three-ring binders of rules. Page 334, section J, third paragraph, second sentence. Read it and know that I am cloaked in the rules while I shatter your bones with my…

We have never been so close to an on-court murder. The question is, will it be second-degree homicide or voluntary manslaughter when Paul finally just can’t even anymore with Josh Smith?

Now imagine if they hadn't traded Matt Barnes.