There hasn’t been that much garbage thrown on a field in Charlotte since Jimmy Clausen was playing quarterback.

“What was wrong with that? Typical Deadspin, bashing everything to make themselves feel superior.”

Fuck you, buddy.

So she could have had a beer as well?

Now we all know what happened to the guys who didn’t make the cut as “Astonished Defensive Player #1” in the Bieber basketball videos.

The sun has long been a bad and hot circle. It’s confusing (why so hot? why so round? how?). It doesn’t make no sense (how?). It needs to be stopped (ice?). I commend this team of friends for filling plastic with their love and attempting to save their seated friends from the hot sting of the sky devil.