Somewhat intrigued, I googled this so-called ‘pron’ Mr. Haisley refers to in his piece.  I don’t recommend anyone do the same!

Anders:

Who knew the world was capable of such oxymoronic paradoxical juxtapositions?

We disciplined the students yesterday.

Later that night they planned to burn a large wooden T on someone’s lawn. To let them know it was the Tennis team.

That is an ice cream cone. The local Dairy Queen franchise is a sponsor for Louisiana Tech. The giant ice cream cone and a blizzard cup walk around the stadium entertaining kids and/or do stupid little contest during timeouts and halftime.

Shot:

Tumblr is already shipping Flaming Log with Mei, with skirmishes breaking out over whether to call the ship “Fire & Ice” or “log(Mei)“

Hey now. Frank Kaminsky is OK-ish.

You’re telling me this man doesn’t look like an NBA player? Inconceivable.

I am new to MMA and boxing, but I’ve really enjoyed it. It is amazing to me that these men seal their fists inside orbs of concrete and then spin around like tops inside the ring and when the concrete orbs smash against their opponent, pieces of the opponents body will just explode in a red spray of gore. But the…

For all intensive purposes, those teacher’s words could of effected Julian, but thankfully, Edelman could care less about those doubts

He’s 100% going to do this and 100% base it on being “the guy that brought Cleveland a championship”

booty, legs, hips, things of that nature

“Morale championns successfully punish raw sparkplug (bad hombre) for hurting the grit-master”

Wizards

What NBA teams do y’all root for

Patty I will do murder if you come for my fruits

“...” -Wendell Smallwood