During Hornets games, this (or some variation of it) shows during almost every commercial break. Fuck Felix Sabates.

The entire Hornets franchise

Why does this look weirdly fake

I see what you did there.

TYBG

I can’t imagine how much a hoopster would pay for a FootLocker SlamTime! Ken Griffey jersey.

Goodness, Burke. I’ve never seen you hyperlink so much in one story.

Can’t wait til this Byron Scott/Dusty Baker school of coaching dies out. Don’t know how anyone makes a career out of being entitled and willfully ignorant, but here we are.

Future MVP? 30 year old Carlos Gomez - who hasn’t ever had more than 75 RBI or 25 HR in a season - is going to win an MVP one of these days?

Travel.

WU LYF might be one of those bands that’s better remembered as a killer one-off instead of a band that had a great debut and then some okay music afterwards. This album is kick-ass.

This is a good list. The only thing I would add is to watch out for the skeevy types that just like to hang around tailgates and steal shit from people or try to get your money in otherwise underhanded ways.

I am still angry that he got stiffed for the NL MVP award two years ago. He was better than McCutchen in almost every relevant offensive statistic.

These are the types of things that fill me with a bizarre mixture of pity, fear, disgust, and shame. I’m so confused at how someone could even conceivably do this.

This has all the makings of TV’s best/worst sitcom. There just needs to be a Kramer-type character who will occasionally ruin everything and then just give a Jordan Shrug.

I’m really excited to actually see what happens in Philly in by 2020. Let’s say they reach a finals series but can’t win it. Let’s say they turn into a consistent 45-50 win team that doesn’t quite break through but maintains moderate success for four or five years. This would be enjoyable to watch but would be…

I do have a bad feeling that Biyombo will have value as a defensive specialist. Although he can't score for shit, dude can protect the rim. Watching him block shots always got me hype.

Please stop posting Dave Matthews. It's making me feel weird

Seeing all of these hilariously bad free-agent decisions is making me feel much better about being a Hornets fan.