When did Bartolo Colon get sent down to the minors?

Dunk truthers are one thing...

How ‘crotchety dad’ am I allowed to be over how many phones are in the shot?

Miller has been getting talked up for a number of years but never showed much flash in the bigs. He was a 40-goal scorer in the AHL but couldn’t do much getting bounced between our 4th line and the minors. I would say Hayes has been much more instrumental in the team’s success, considering his reach and puck-handling.…

Yeah, but Rick Nash scored after the game was out of hand. He's not clutch.

Once, while high, I made what was dubbed a ‘spam salad’.

Directions:
Cut up a can of spam in small cubes. Gently crumble ritz crackers over the top. Apply BBQ sauce liberally. Cover with cheddar cheese. Microwave until melted. Eat with fork.

My sober friend told me it was one of the worst things he’s ever eaten but I…