Ha! .. the NRA is indeed trump’s largest contributor, at 30 mil so far, via nytimes. 

Technically, yes, but it usually depends (oddly enough) on the verbal pronunciation of “historic”, and whether the “h” is actually used as a consonant. If it’s hard, use “a”. If it’s soft or silent, use “an”. Both articles are permitted, though.

And I bet that old asshole pitches a 12-foot-high rainbow with backspin. Damn those old assholes, with their decades of experience and training and being better than me at softball. Assholes.

I play co-ed rec league softball, but it’s typically kids in their 20s, 30s, and 40s. For the first time last night we faced a batter in his 60s, and we could not for the life of us get that old fucker out. He probably looked out at the field and thought Imma splash these whippersnapper motherfuckers, because he put…

Also: Is anyone else troubled by the continued suppression of children’s expression? When I was in middle school in the early 90s, the kids liked to wear shirts inside out. They then made a rule - no shirts inside out. WTF???? How is an inside out shirt bothering ANYBODY?

I imagine is because the NRA maybe, just maybe, is giving trump some money and Ivanka could only give him his own money.

Speaking as a longtime teacher, if your class is “distracted” by some kid’s hair, you need to step up your teaching game. Kids get distracted. They’d rather be doing something else. Deal with it.

So what’s the point of requiring a emergency contact, etc. for a student if you don’t use the fucking info when you need to? Shouldn’t there be a phone call made to say, “Hey, you child’s haircut doesn’t adhere to our standards. It needs to be taken care of.” Whether the standard is right or wrong, the call needs to…

So, wait...a fade would be too distracting or whatever, but a fade colored in with fucking marker wouldn’t be?

Here’s to second chances, and recognizing one’s weaknesses.

Congratulations on 23 years!

I admire anyone who acknowledges their limitations. My hats off to you

Look at the lady in the first row next to Adam Silver. That is serial killer level of chill.

Normally, this is where I chime in with the undrafted free agent team in the comments.

The next debate will be in the format of Family Feud—Progressives vs. Moderates—and answers will be scored based on what surveys say.

Things we need government oversight on: People commenting on the internet.

Things we don’t need government oversight on: People purchasing guns specifically designed to kill as many people as possible as quickly as possible.

Fucking way to fucking go.

It's the thumbs-up that gets me. Everything about this story is gross, but that fucking thumbs-up.

I doubt I’ll get out of the greys with this... but I have to say...

This whole anti-Taylor Swift thing is such fucking bullshit. “But was she actually cancelled though?” Who fucking cares if her bottom line was affected. She was ripped to shreds in 2016 and had every right to feel how she felt, regardless of whether she suffered financially for it. People have killed themselves over…

His fan base is made up of people who can’t afford to stay at his hotels. I’m hoping they shut down or have to file bankruptcy. Trump is familiar with those proceedings.