You think the problem with that story is the idea of a surveillance state? I thought the bigger issue was that everyone was sitting on their asses in VR chat while the world went to shit.

I’m really split between whose interviews I hate watching more, his or Conan’s.

Half these sketches could have been much better with one simple change.

I did, but it wasn’t just for that. He had a gross car, he was blaring really loud annoying rap at 6:30am, was talking about how he’d been driving all night and was sleeping in his car in the parking lot until my request came through, and then started talking about how he was saving for a trip to Scandinavia because…

That was the only time I’ve ever been nervous in an Uber. When my driver pulled up and had fucking Punisher stickers on his car painted with this design. 

Up until the “Self-respect” part, maybe.

Yeah. This one hurts.

Yeah the character plots and the conclusion of all of them are very underwhelming overall. The movie ends in a very “That’s it?” way.

I still remember the night I got “Franklyn” in the mail from Netflix, thinking it would be some kind of cut-rate Rorschach knockoff movie.

I can’t even pick up the phone to talk to my siblings because our parents were emotionally vacant and we never learned to appreciate or love each other.

I saw this last night, and this post-credit scene is the most laughable, poorly-designed, desperate sequel hook of all time.

While we’re on the subject, put marshmallows back in Alpha-Bits, you corporate bastards.

I mainly use mine for when I’m watching phone TV.

I mainly use mine for when I’m watching phone TV.

I’d have subscribed to this by now if my local AMC wasn’t the place I’m pretty sure I’m going to one day be murdered in. Trying to lower those odds as much as possible.

Does it address whose idea it was to have the black girl be the one who suggests they throw fried chicken on the pizza?

There is no need for this to be a series. Some of the stories could be 15 minutes, some of them could be 2. Just make an anthology movie like Treat r’ Treat.

S1 of Daredevil was perfect because the entire season was working its way up this intricate ladder of colorful villains, and then getting to the boss fight. It was like a 90s arcade game.

I’ll preface by saying I liked TIH a lot, but the Norton version was the instance of the MCU almost tripping into stupid corporate-driven summer blockbuster scripting, like Sony’s superhero movies or the bulk of the DCEU.

Because it makes him look less creepy by comparison.

Well I think he’d do a lot of good for the stock exchange.