I daresay that Fallout 2's ending was a perfect escalation to Fallout 1's.

Twitter may be the dumbest thing to ever happen to humanity.

When they started singing.

People toting guns inside a Subway eating sandwiches?

That title alone would drag the movie down an entire letter grade.

Why the hell is this article on the front page? Making me all hot under the collar and ready to debate that this video came out long before 2020 but then causing existential crisis because I have no concept of time anymore.

So many little vocalizations that I mimic from that voice.

I find it hard to buy a seasoned mercenary who hasn’t learned good scalpal hygiene.

I’m still baffled why this game swapped out Carlos’ perfectly suave haircut for whatever Mungo Jerry look he has going on now.

Just checking.

Just checking.

I have a question.

I have a question.

It’s the fact that these “geniuses” still use facebook that’s the real giveaway here.

That’s why I stick to using Tito’s to clean my bar’s countertop.

I didn’t like the way it was cut. Part of the appeal for Chipotle for me is not having to micromanage every bite, but with the Carne Asada I was constantly having to bite multiple times to slice a bit strip of it in half so the bite would take.

“I’m too old for this shit.”

In a parallel universe, Bennett is the one with the Oscar and all the clout, and Jlaw is the one starring in such hits as Girl on the Train and The Magnificent Seven.

I’m gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent.

Not a movie, but the scene in the episode of the Simpsons where Ned’s house gets blown down in a hurricane and they shoddily rebuild it. And Barney is through a tiny door that he says is Ned’s bedroom. Ned closes the door and you hear this tiny, muffle “ow my nose...”

Maybe I would’ve become one if this song weren’t so boring.

Cardi 2028: Grab ‘em by whatever you want. Because you drugged them and they’re passed out.