It’d be very confusing if maintenance were also dressed as Mario, in addition to the mascots.

There better also be a place that I can buy frying pans that can subsequently be used as drying pans.

It also can’t possibly be as boring as that song, so.

Don’t forget about making Fox News more sympathetic.

We shouldn’t be splitting hairs about Jojo Rabbit when fucking Joker gets nominated for Best Picture.

This occurred near my home town.

I want to thank you for this interaction from the bottom of my heart.

No! No! The British Royal Family has not disbanded!

I’ma chalk this one up in the “I might’ve watched this if it wasn’t on Apple TV” category.

You can still say something has influence on people even if they miss the point of what that character/idea was trying to say by a mile. See also:

Missed the part where they were still on a planet, did you?

Taxi Driver.

Last year? It was in-

I still don’t think MAGA chuds are getting the hate the rich part as much as they’re getting the “I hate everyone who is mean to me...” which can basically be whoever they want at the end of the day.

Zac Efron talked about what he did for Baywatch at one point. And apparently he gives the director a 3 hour window in which he can be shirtless, and anything past that point he is on the ground nearly unconscious and desperately trying to recoup fluids.

Another apt comparison would be “And 3/4 of the way through you drop the sandwich and then just stare at it.”

I would swap out both Ad Astra and Under the Silver Lake for Booksmart and The Lighthouse.

Did we just become best friends?

Weird Al Yankovic. And yes.

Alternatively “What thing you saw when you were a kid influenced your kinks the most?”