I’m 7,000 bees supporting a man suit, but yes they’ve done that.

But that would require me to preorder games. Which is stupid and pointless and does the industry no favors.

But that would require me to preorder games. Which is stupid and pointless and does the industry no favors.

Well that’s like comparing apples that write jokes to oranges that rape people.

I choose nothing, by the way.

Hah! Mission Impossible isn’t an option in my parts at all.

I understand a lot of the complaints regarding Disney’s shilling for this and that, and just trying to make money, but is it really so horrible that a kids movie has a female character that they portray as smart and crafty? Even if that is not directly tied into the plot, is that not a good thing for little girls to…

I read this wrong, and thought it was going to be the theme song from Friends but the entire thing is Seth Rogen’s laugh.

Word of mouth about something being good doesn’t really put asses in the seats on its own. People need something to latch onto.

I don’t really understand it either. Are people still trying to feel better about how they felt awkward in Eighth Grade? Is this movie going to be some kind of catharsis that adulthood itself didn’t already provide?

Also it gave us the greatest Hercules moment in history.

Imagine the Onion, but with 40% less wit.

I don’t know why AMC bothered to do their own subscription service, because the last time I was at an AMC theatre I didn’t see a single employee and could’ve just walked right into whatever I wanted.

I’ve adapted the song from that trailer to be used when doing everyday activities.

Don’t sell them a cake with a nail file in it.

And the clip that most prominently features them is a beautiful piece of satire, implying that these monoliths of capitalism are just like every other bygone stereotypical street in New York that allow people to hang their laundry out the window while also allowing them to shout at each other across the way.

And now actual users with histories on their rottentomatoes profiles are being contrarian and giving it 5 stars just to get people to look at their profile.

“I can’t wait til I get a real job, and then my abuse will mean something to some prick on the internet!”

Met the two of them once when they were dating. It was the following day when he had done a show the night before. We had a nice friendly chat for a few minutes. She only said one thing the entire time, which I chalked up to her being more reserved in real-life. But now looking at it through the “she’s quiet for a…

Calling it now. Your post Avengers 4 scene, when everything is happy again, will be Norman Osborn starting the Cabal.

Disney. When they buy Comcast for $1 TRILLION.