It's so perfect. Amabella is exactly what some Sheryl Sandberg-esque woman who's still desperately jealous of the Queen Bee would name her child.

If you're using Lifetime pejoratively to describe anything that is predominately about women I'm not sure it's worth the time to explain things to you.

I think her drunken "I'm a U.S. citizen!!!!" rant with the cops shows that she'd rather just be telling everyone to get fucked and go get laid if she didn't have to put on her down home southern facade. Maybe this is wish fulfillment.

I imagine that's basically what Witherspoon is like in real life which makes it less impressive.

That might have been the most tension that's ever been in a "couple goes to therapy" scene.

Maybe you just need to get laid?

I disagree, I definitely remember at least a few scenes in the book where the sex and violence went together.

Well the whole point is to not really know. She's the one who "technically" instigated the sex by unzipping his pants, and he takes her hands off her at that point as if to say "this is all you". She's completely ashamed because she knows that's not normal, but she says herself she thinks she might like it. I don't…

FYI I've read articles before that have touched upon what you mentioned. Is the only one you've ever seen? As a non-watcher or reader of this crap, I saw TONS of articles about the scene where the pregnant chick was murdered by stabbing her in the stomach over and over. It's not like this is the first time it's ever…

Nope it's hilariously bad. I've never read the Games of Thrones books or watched the show, but on that excerpt alone I could never. "the wetness of blood and seed"? GMAFB.

dumbass I've been commenting on AVClub for years. I'm just not a negative fuckhead all the time, which is what you have to be around these parts these days.

I'm really confused by the response to this. Because it wasn't just British soldiers, it was wounded vets from the UK, America, Canada, and Australia, and was the biggest South Pole expedition ever. idk, maybe I'm just no snarky enough for this place…..

FYI, Prince Harry/Skarsgard and others went to the South Pole for charity, and did a lot more good than you snarking on the internet.

I've pretty much hated Adam since that episode in the first season where he re-enacted that one man show and it was gross and depressing and just crappy. I've always found him vile. I guess I'm in the minority, but whatever.

I don't totally understand the comments saying that IF the mother is dead it would be really douchey of Ted to be telling his kids about all the women he was with before their mother. Maybe it's because I've never really seen the show about Ted's quest for love? All these stories of his are really just about his life…

Don't they digitally enhance the main dude's blue eyes?

The writing was total and complete shit though? Like every episode had plot holes you could drive a semi through.

This episode was fucking terrible. Some super powerful media mogul reveals that all his blackmail is carried out not through any physical proof of anything, but just through the shit kept in his head, and the ONLY way this supposed super smart guy can think of stopping him is to shoot him in the head? Yeah, ok. People…

I feel like that happen's in all of FOX's shows. They deal with as best they can to satisfy the suits.

For me this was the best episode of a lackluster season. All the stuff with Prince was fantastic.