Well no duh, because they're IN PRISON.

Isn't this CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!1!!!!!!!!!!! though?

Ugh, Frances Ha was the most insufferable indie hipster dreck I've ever had to sit through.

Oh...

Wow, sounds soooooo appalling.

Yep. I know trans rights is the newest bandwagon being hopped on by the social justice warriors, but it's not exactly a totally clear issue for the vast majority of the world.

Uh.....I don't see the issue here? There are rules for how to deal with things, whether the person is happy with them or not. Plus she got to keep her phone and luggage if I'm reading correctly? Basically she's just mad that some prison official called her a he instead of she, which is fine to be upset at, but does…

Sure it can I guess. I like some of Kanye's songs. But to call it "boundlessly inventive" is fucking hilarious.

I wasn't aware that sampling from other superior musicians has somehow become "boundlessly inventive"

That's because 50 Shades is an actual Twilight fanfic with just the names changed. Do most people not know this?

I was about to excoriate all you nasty men on Jalopnik and your rampant misogyny, but.....seriously, that's a woman????

Basically just a French guy being a typical surrender monkey and trying to blame someone else.

One of my roommates goes to dance class every single night of the week, and every so often she'll do two. She is in amazing shape and she says even one class a night is exhausting.

It's more like the walking all day + 3 or 4 exercise classes a day.

Oh, ok, 3 or 4 exercise classes every single fucking day. TOTES EASY!

I hate myself for going to that NSFW site. Not only is the idea of those chicks making my coffee incredibly unappealing, but the "shacks" or whatever look gross and filthy.

jfc, sometimes it's ok to just spend an article WTFing over a mess like this. Not everything has to be a feminist treatise.

I don't know if brooding or smoldering are the right terms, but I prefer my male models to be HOT HOT HOT. The first one literally looks exactly like my brother did in 6th grade, down to the weird half-mohawk/something about mary situation going on with his hair??

I'm all for diversity, but like.....none of those dudes. Maybe the last one. But the first? Dude looks like a muppet middle schooler.

Thank god David Gandy isn't on the cover. Tired of his face.