I don't know if brooding or smoldering are the right terms, but I prefer my male models to be HOT HOT HOT. The first one literally looks exactly like my brother did in 6th grade, down to the weird half-mohawk/something about mary situation going on with his hair??

I'm all for diversity, but like.....none of those dudes. Maybe the last one. But the first? Dude looks like a muppet middle schooler.

Thank god David Gandy isn't on the cover. Tired of his face.

Brie Larson has the most forgettable face in the world. I don't know if that's a good or bad thing. I looked at her IMDB page once and I've seen like 5 of her movies, but I don't remember her in any of them.

Why? He hasn't done anything that's made an impact this year.

Please do not compare cigarettes to shit like Fritos. Just stop.

Nope. I am responsible solely for my own actions.

I'm not really sure how the memoir of a 25 year old living in New York City and writing and wearing terrible fucking clothes would be that great, but what do I know.

Or it's just a cute picture. AGHHHHHH.

Ok cool. Now how about Latino and Asian and native American actors?

Goldieblox's are really shitty though. Just buy your kid LEGOs.

Yes, but you're using silly logic. To men it just seems like they're being deprived of living longer and all us womens have it so great that we're gonna be on social security longer.

I'm just tired of people falling all over themselves for men who spew tired platitudes that don't really mean anything.

I've noticed that in a lot of these fair-pay debates, or even just any random feminist something or other, someone always brings up the fact that women have a longer life expectancy than men. And I'm always just like....so? I'm sorry you're only gonna live to be 86 instead of 89, but I mean, at that point who the hell…

Wow that had a lot of typos in it. Ashamed I am.

He seems to be a really cheesy embarassing person in general. Some chicks are into that. Not so much me.

Oh wow, he loves strong women. No one's ever said that before!

It's terrifying really. Some people are just weird. Weirdos exist in the world! They act sort of weird sometimes!

Yeah, uh, that's probably because the Italian authorities accused her of being some twisted Satanist for years and the tabloids have labeled her some sort of cultist freaks and she's pretty much fucked for life. Yeah, I don't know why wont' just behave normally...

I don't understand this "We don't know how to drive in snow/ice!!!!!" thing.