Gosh, I wish black dudes would stop hitting on me. Their culture is just so fucked up, they're uneducated and just don't understand how to treat women.

Or it could be that Sweden has a long history of making laws that protect women and give them a better standard of living than those other countries with lots of aggressive and nasty dudes?

Except he's not an asshole. Like...at all? In any sense? Besides the fact that he's attractive and married to a supermodel. Which..doesn't make him an asshole?

The majority of Asians in the US workforce are not in "engineering sectors and such."

I'm pretty sure the majority of Asians in the US workforce aren't native Chinese so your comment is pointless.

Airlines making seats bigger = less seats = more planes or less flights = EVERYONE has to pay hundreds of more dollars.

The amount of morbidly obsese people flying these days probably far outnumbers the amount of freakishly tall people who can't contain their arms.

They're taking this whole "the Olsens dress like homeless grandmas" thing to heart, I see.

The thirst that lonely women have for this guy is embarrassing.

But at the same time I don't reply to fat men who message me. So maybe I'm just self-hating or something. Or shallow. Probably both.

Can I just say how mothereffing annoying Kate Bosworth is? I barely even follow the internet fashiony side, and I've seen a bajillion and one articles about her wedding that no one cares about.

You would. No wondering needed.

Considering 95% of Americans have access to the internet....

I don't think I've ever even been to pinterest. I

They really like those golf clubs between their legs.

I'm so sick of people using those two dudes interchangably for the "vaguely ugly looking pasty skinny British bloke" category.

yep, that's my main problem with this movie. It's been done like 50 fucking times before. how is this one any different?

Some people are just really gullible. Or on drugs. Or desperate.

"Houston, we have a problem" comes from a NASA mission WHERE NO ONE DIED IN A FIERY FUCKING EXPLOSION THAT THEIR LOVED ONES HAD TO WATCH.

Why haven't people realized by now that Beyonce is dumb dumb? She's basically Britney Spears dumb but has Jay-Z's power backing her.