I've never seen either of them be funny in ways that didn't play off their fatness. Melissa was great in Gilmore Girls, but that wasn't exactly a straight comedic role, and they (refreshingly) NEVER mentioned her size even once. It seems like she's incapable of that anymore.

Excuse you, you don't know whether or not morbidly obese people are unhealthy!!!

Is it really that hard to stay fat? Sure, there are some (super lucky) people with really high metabolisms who stay thin no matter what they eat, but a support group for it?

It'll get a response if they do it in a grocery store - like when a kid I used to babysit started telling everyone to fuck off because he heard it on tv once.

How do you know they didn't enjoy making unicorns? Maybe it was different and fun for them. I find this "ooh, those poor native people" mindset far more gross.

How do survive? 99% of what you buy is marked up from the cost of actually producing it.

So basically you're just angry at everything and don't know how businesses work? Got it.

What's wrong with what she did? She wasn't buying them then going back to her Arizona dorm and selling them to other chicks at 200% profit. She was selling them to people who didn't have the ability to get it themselves.

Wow, you really have no clue how kids work. They'll start mimicking anything if it gets a response out of people.

Are we supposed to be on Team Shitty Lady Who Puts Up Offensive Light Display? Because I'm definitely not.

Are we looking at the same dress? That looks like some southern pageant atrocity.

Also acceptable response: wow, I don't care.

Do you seriously think she's great? What has she ever been great in?

We really shouldn't celebrate women who have careers despite being completely awful at what they do. See also: Sarah Palin.

That has nothing to do with his Jewishness, and everything do with his personality and overall actual greasiness and creepiness.

huh? Jewish people aren't white? Adam Levine is attacked for his Jewish appearance? Say what now?

I actually find neither of these composites to be white. More almost Middle Eastern or Eurasian. I'm getting an Armenian vibe.

I wouldn't read into the racial aspects of this considering it's like people were only given a limited amount of things to choose from. There's no way both men and women both just magically came up with Mila Kunis' eyes.

I have never heard that saying in my life. I assume it's more of a southern thing?

I assume in the south it's a lot more common than in hoity toity liberal northeast schools (like all the ones I attended)