As someone who covered and was arrested during the Occupy protests, not a leap in the slightest. Protests wear on. People on both sides get tired and start acting reckless. I can hope we all learned from those events and the same mistakes will be avoided, but then again, I had also hoped we’d learned enough as a…

It has to be a TV show. But with Morpheus helping the police solve mysteries.

Remember that whenever someone unironically uses the words “Millennial”, “Boondoggle”, “Libtard”, “Lamestream Media”, “Obummer”, “Shillary”, “Hater”, “Free Market”, “Content”, “Benghazi”,”SJW”, or “Cuck” in any form on the internet, you are legally obligated to stop reading and move on.

Now now, don’t get all worked up because Millennials are trying their best to exist in a society where previous generations - most notably rapaciously greedy Boomers - were happy to take advantage of goodies like lower cost education, plentiful job opportunities (with the prospect of advancement), employer provided…

Eh, or don’t. It ain’t you.

The pilot’s uncomfortable? Welcome to the club! Passengers haven’t been comfortable on flights for decades now.

Still a better love story than Twilight.

And a very specific bypass surgery: the roux-en-Y one.

yah that fucking ponytail

I live a mile away from what has to be the most incredible Cinemark theatre in the country. I told both my kids to never give that company money again. Is the company responsible for what happened? Hell no. Are they responsible for how they reacted to lawsuits from shell shocked and grieving families? You bet. It’s…

I’m too old to be a young adult too, but just the right age to play one in a movie.

Alteration:

Yes! But you always a little bit of strategically placed dirt on you so that you look extra sexy. But eyeliner and lipstick remain intact.

Also, you can run a half marathon without messing up your hair and eyeliner.

Also, everyone around you is ridiculously attractive.

Lucky me, I’m too old to be a young adult, but too young to be their mentor who may or may not have a very unfortunate end. I’m at the perfect age to be completely ignored by their terrible society.

lol @ Bucky’s “What, no, I’m totally not getting off on this” face during that scene

I definitely agree society has changed for the better on this since the 90s. I remember all the stories about the rockstars of my youth destroying shit. I know a lot of musicians now and they’re like, hey man, you didn’t put out your recycling before you left the hotel room, that’s really disrespectful. The staff will…

Always gross, but we all know Johnny Depps from our late teens and early twenties. Aloof, mysterious guy with greasy hair, always up for an interesting time (at least superficially, whole lotta mess if you go into deep personal topics) who just doesn’t care about the mainstream bullshit. Maybe he majors in [select…

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