And a very specific bypass surgery: the roux-en-Y one.

yah that fucking ponytail

I live a mile away from what has to be the most incredible Cinemark theatre in the country. I told both my kids to never give that company money again. Is the company responsible for what happened? Hell no. Are they responsible for how they reacted to lawsuits from shell shocked and grieving families? You bet. It’s…

I definitely agree society has changed for the better on this since the 90s. I remember all the stories about the rockstars of my youth destroying shit. I know a lot of musicians now and they’re like, hey man, you didn’t put out your recycling before you left the hotel room, that’s really disrespectful. The staff will…

Always gross, but we all know Johnny Depps from our late teens and early twenties. Aloof, mysterious guy with greasy hair, always up for an interesting time (at least superficially, whole lotta mess if you go into deep personal topics) who just doesn’t care about the mainstream bullshit. Maybe he majors in [select…

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Vin Diesel is a charming nerdy guy who plays D&D, champions sci-fi projects, and whose first real project was a short film he wrote, directed and starred in about the challenges of being a multi-racial actor.

And who really gives a shit if she IS playing Pokemon at a Beyonce concert? She’s not disrupting anyone else’s concert experience - and she’s the one who paid for the ticket. If she wants to spend $300 (guessing?) to play Pokemon next to B, then more power to her, and Mr. Drunk Video Ass should shut his pie hole.

Yup. Playing games on your phone at a concert is pretty rude if (a) the venue is otherwise dark and your glowing screen is distracting people, (b) your game-playing is loud enough that people around you can hear it, (c) you are in an audience small enough that the performer is particularly likely to notice you…

It’s also more than a little ironic that the person flipping out about someone wasting moments of their Beyoncé experience on their phone is on his phone wasting moments of his precious Beyoncé experience worrying about what someone else is doing.

Local Government: Dear developer, the public is using public parks and we don’t like this. Please remove pokestops so the public will stop utilizing services provided to them, by us, the local government.

Someone who REALLY wants to get a picture of Beyoncé next to a Pokemon.

Yeah, and she paid for the ticket, it’s her choice if she wants to go on her phone for a few minutes. She can disconnect from the concert all she damn wants.

Yeah that was fucked up. But Jezebel writers love Beyoncé so much that they don't care this guy is harassing a girl at a concert.

Who's rude the annoying guy criticizing the girl because she's playing Pokemon?

I don’t get the whole Pokemon thing either, but how is playing Pokemon while while attending a Beyonce concert somehow worse than recording someone playing Pokemon while attending a Beyonce concert?

In her defense, this guy is recording her, playing Pokemon Go, a few feet from the stage, at a Beyone concert. Who really wins here?

More importantly, did she get a picture of Snorlax next to Beyonce?

I mean it’s rude but

“Bitch is playing Pokemon.”