The nice thing about having God in your life is that you don’t have to take responsibility for any decisions.

Yeah, that’s huge and no, I’m not sorry.

Hey girl.

These are the questions you need to ask yourself, Clover.

Overalls are neat. You can feel farts go all the way up your back!

My offering of acceptable RNC press attire:

Are any of the Duggers there? You could borrow something "modest".

So it’s actually rape that makes you go blind, not masturbation.

This saddens me. Now there is literally no way he’ll see the inside of a jail cell.

Well that un-rapes dozens of women.

Yeah remember 2007 when Jezebel wasn’t a pop culture site? Those sure were the days.

Girl, what witch did you piss off?

And I get that being a contractor is SUPER fucking dangerous, hence the six figure paycheck, but why is it considered so patriotic?

Yeah, she blames Hillary Clinton for the Benghazi attack but gives a total pass to the Republican congress who refused, on multiple occasions, to authorize additional resources to the embassy that could have prevented this. Just incredible.

1. Sneezed what looked like a BB threw a tissue and on to my germphobic boss’s desk.

Is no one mentioning the fact that the republican congress didn't ok extra security funds? Because ya that might have made a difference

Trumpster fire.

Oh yeah, don’t forget her reaction when Poehler and Fey lightly made fun of her at the Golden Globes. “There’s a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women”.
VERY RICH, coming from Taylor after the song “Bad Blood”. She totally can dish, but not take it.
In any case, I loved loved loved Amy’s response:

...a secret mean girl??