You’ve never been to Azle, I take it. I have, and I fully believe my take on the situation is possible, if not probable.

I know it’s a Torch post by those orange letter in all his graphics.

Sounds like she wants a Lexus. If you’re spending 60k on a luxury car, I don’t know why you wouldn’t drive them all (at least some of them) before you start ruling out brands.

Lexus? Lexus. CPO LS with less than 30,000 miles can be had easily in budget.

Well much like all sports, if you’re worried about getting hurt you shouldn’t be in it. A huge part to sports is risk. I don’t care if you play soccer, football, race cars, play volleyball or badminton, you will get hurt at some point. It will take it’s toll on you and rob you of your health in some modicum. You will…

The Superduty dropped the manual transmission in 2011 when the new engines debuted.

You’ll want to limit feline acquisitions to ten cats, as the eleventh cat gets nothing.

IT looks great on my phone.

So is this list really just intended as a pat on the back to automakers who are actually on the list?

My BF prides himself on ‘ingredient quality’ and what-not when cooking. Ex. “Here, put a small spoonful of this roe I harvested over the top of the trout risotto.” (It was good). When he discovered my grandmother’s secret ingredient to the ‘best grits he’s ever had’ was Velveeta, the dismay was priceless.

I’m too lazy to look it up, but have prices of the first-gen Ford SVT Raptor managed to fall into your budget? If you could manage not to drive it like an a**hole—unlike pretty much everyone I’ve seen driving it—it wouldn’t be a bad choice. It’s plenty quick, and has more than enough payload and towing capacity for…

Your budget is too conservative for a proper mid-life crisis, and nothing on that list would cause the requisite marital strife. That said, there’s still a way to get what you want while still going full-on Derpasaurus:

May I humbly submit the proposal of an early 5th Gen. 4Runner. They have enough power to tow a boat, they have full time AWD with a lockable diff for snow and mud, they are certainly reliable and the goofy wheels project enough desperation to signal a mid-life crisis.

I ran the 1000 years ago. I also have owned a number of E30's. These 2 things do not go together. If this guy was a serious racer he would have been out testing his finished race car a month ago.

Of course the engine has been flipped, otherwise you would see the engine, not the transmission. Here, have a coffee.

But it takes a lot of work to make the earth flat since it’s naturally round

It’s called mount stupid.

i got u fam

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