For what it’s worth, these douchebros made a sign that sounds like they want to call the father’s “Daddy,” not that they want the daughters to call them Daddy.
Oh my god, Boomer!
And they say girls don’t make great skaters! Plus she skates both vert and street! Didga is my new hero.
Leave me alone, mom! It’s so early. I don’t WANNA go to school.
Agent random cat Bubba is clearly just “chillin” as you say. Bubba is in no way attending classes in order to learn precious human secrets about things like thermodynamics and nuclear fusion in order to construct a power plant for team cat hq. Because that would be totally ridiculous and completely unbelievable.
Christ. Get that cat away from sociopathic teenagers before something awful happens...
I don’t understand all these extracurricular activities on the subway nowadays. Making out, eating a stinky five course meal, drunken singing, non-drunken singing, whipping out of dicks. As an AMERICAN it is your duty to sit or stand there quietly, stare into space and pray that the power doesn’t go out before you get…
I remember the day that my roommate was going to the 2005 anti-Iraq protests, signs in hand, ready to make a difference. On the way out the door, he saw Jon Stewart making a fart noise. Content, he threw his signs in the garbage and moved along.
The conservative ability to turn literally anything into a self-congratulatory pat on the back...sometimes it’s just fucking incredible to behold.
Microverse means Micronauts!
This is true. I knew Maya in college, she’s good people. Everyone could benefit from more of her in their lives.
I need more Maya Rudolph in my life. Hell, AMERICA needs more Maya Rudolph.
This is still my all time favorite Gawker comment.
I WAS IN THE POOL
My life has been exceptionally happier once I dumped Facebook all together. Just go delete your account for a week or so.
I thought this one was pretty good.
Pretty shitty of people to use an amputee veteran as a thin veil for their transphobia
why isnt THIS trending in newsfeeds? instead of celebrity garbage? way to go kid. this is a true hero for our generation.