He’s great in Bottle Shock. It’s a fun little movie about the rise of the California wineries in the 70s. Alan Rickman is in it as well.

I know it’s pretty much tradition at this point to include Steve Trevor, but it strikes a serious chord of “meh” in me. I’m not going to see Wonder Woman on the big screen for romance, y’know?

I was going to make a joke here , maybe about how this sack of shit looks like one of the War Boys from the new Mad Max movie. Well i just can’t. This whole story just gets worse and more digusting with every new development. Over on Gawker i’m already seeing Duggar backlash. Why are you still coveirng this? Move on…

dirty diapers stuffed in McDonalds bags alongside half eaten cheeseburgers in the trunk

I’m not sure why some feminists feel the need to mock domestic things like ironing, cooking, baking, etc.

A glass to that.

Your mum sounds rad as hell. Please thank her for the work she and other women did to make things easier and fairer for my generation.

A GOPer is trying to keep the black man down while exercising his right to bear arms. What’s so fishy about that?

Sorry, EVERYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD, I’ll never read anything funnier than the phrase “Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt”

WHO RUN BARTERTOWN?

“Sully, Knucklefuckle, and Phart”

Charles Dance will always be Numpsy to me.

“DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?”

Likewise olfactory: and he of his ass had made a trumpet

Obligatory:

Bruno Mars better watch the fuck out. Because this guy is pissed off.

Thankfully, this finally ends the rap career of Puff Daddy.

Also, I'd just like to say that I am so very happy that I lived long enough to see the day where I can, if I so desire, just pop down to the legal weed dispensary for some weed, and the internet cleaning lady will teach me how to roll it into a clean, tidy, filtered joint. When I was 15 (or even when I was 30. Or…