Bubba needs to rock it out at recess. :)

Leave me alone, mom! It’s so early. I don’t WANNA go to school.

Agent random cat Bubba is clearly just “chillin” as you say. Bubba is in no way attending classes in order to learn precious human secrets about things like thermodynamics and nuclear fusion in order to construct a power plant for team cat hq. Because that would be totally ridiculous and completely unbelievable.

Christ. Get that cat away from sociopathic teenagers before something awful happens...

I don’t understand all these extracurricular activities on the subway nowadays. Making out, eating a stinky five course meal, drunken singing, non-drunken singing, whipping out of dicks. As an AMERICAN it is your duty to sit or stand there quietly, stare into space and pray that the power doesn’t go out before you get…

I remember the day that my roommate was going to the 2005 anti-Iraq protests, signs in hand, ready to make a difference. On the way out the door, he saw Jon Stewart making a fart noise. Content, he threw his signs in the garbage and moved along.

The conservative ability to turn literally anything into a self-congratulatory pat on the back...sometimes it’s just fucking incredible to behold.

This is true. I knew Maya in college, she’s good people. Everyone could benefit from more of her in their lives.

I need more Maya Rudolph in my life. Hell, AMERICA needs more Maya Rudolph.

This is still my all time favorite Gawker comment.

I WAS IN THE POOL

My life has been exceptionally happier once I dumped Facebook all together. Just go delete your account for a week or so.

I thought this one was pretty good.

Pretty shitty of people to use an amputee veteran as a thin veil for their transphobia

I was going to make a joke here , maybe about how this sack of shit looks like one of the War Boys from the new Mad Max movie. Well i just can’t. This whole story just gets worse and more digusting with every new development. Over on Gawker i’m already seeing Duggar backlash. Why are you still coveirng this? Move on…

dirty diapers stuffed in McDonalds bags alongside half eaten cheeseburgers in the trunk

I’m not sure why some feminists feel the need to mock domestic things like ironing, cooking, baking, etc.

A glass to that.

Your mum sounds rad as hell. Please thank her for the work she and other women did to make things easier and fairer for my generation.

A GOPer is trying to keep the black man down while exercising his right to bear arms. What’s so fishy about that?