Sorry, EVERYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD, I’ll never read anything funnier than the phrase “Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt”
“Sully, Knucklefuckle, and Phart”
“DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?”
Bruno Mars better watch the fuck out. Because this guy is pissed off.
Thankfully, this finally ends the rap career of Puff Daddy.
Also, I'd just like to say that I am so very happy that I lived long enough to see the day where I can, if I so desire, just pop down to the legal weed dispensary for some weed, and the internet cleaning lady will teach me how to roll it into a clean, tidy, filtered joint. When I was 15 (or even when I was 30. Or…
Kanye: "Hey! Remeber that asshole move I did when I ruined a teenagers first award for her music? Yea! The one who's gone on to eclipse me in the industry! Yes, yes, yes! The move that made America hate me even more than they already did! Glad you remember, well, wouldn't it be funny if I faked like I was gonna do it…
choppin becckoli
I'm fine with the slowdown. Keep it up long enough and we can decrease revenues from ticketing poor people, trim the budget, and fire some cops. Start with any that have had excessive force complaints.
I would like to objectify a lemon cake right now.
ABORT! ABORT! ABORT!
Well, that's one way to tailgate
This is absolutely disgusting.
And here I thought Browns fans were from Cleveland...
"I worked there...no, they didn't fire me. I quit. I was simply working there so I could study them."
The better question is, can Chuck Johnson prove he DIDN'T shit on the floor? Multiple times?
I hate his face. It makes me want to push him off of his Segway and let my cat scratch his balls to shreds. While all of this is going on my daughter would be screaming "turn down for what???!!!" at the top of her lungs.