Update: Mike Tyson Elected Mayor of Toronto

dat ash doe

You better have skinny legs and a skinny waist to go with that big ass though, or else GTFO, right?

I am Glute.

Can't believe we're taking the rantings of a guy wearing a bad Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles bootleg hat this seriously, tbh.

Where else is he gonna keep his weed?

MCCONAUGHEY F-PACK INVENTORY MANIFEST

You know, I had this crazy thought.

After reading the headline, I was convienced Peak Palin was one of her children. I'm glad it's not but this is still troubling.

So does her "channel" just consist of a camcorder in a room of her house where she keeps the nice furniture that no one's allowed to sit on?

I think she's had a small stroke. Honestly, it's hard to tell. How do you know for sure when Bleu cheese has gone bad?

Those aren't even sentences. Wow. I seriously think this woman is either on a wheelbarrow full of prescription drugs, or drunk, or both. Who is propping her up? The fake campaign money has to have run out by now.

Diagnosis: Xanax hangover after a couple of espressos.

When asked about his opinion on Hamas, Emmitt Smith replied that it's too garlicky.

These magazines are paying for Terry Richardsons work because there NO other photographers capable of taking a snap shot in front of a white back ground. Thousands and thousands of dollars are spent on Terry because there are NO young photographers doing what he is doing. Do you ever wonder why he gets so much…