I look enough like Adam Clayton from U2 that (more than once!) strangers have run up to me screaming and trying to hug and grab.  It’s never not terrifying.  The doppleganger thing is real. 

Maru is Master of Boxes.  The most hilarious cat on the internet.  I agree with you.  HOW CAN THEY NOT KNOW???

When he does this shit, it’s because he’s shitfaced drunk.  He gets shitfaced drunk every single night, and does stupid shit that shitfaced drunks always do.  I guarantee that every single day, he starts around 11 in the morning, and by 4, he’s plastered and pissed off, and has some things to say.

It’ll be Steven Miller holding his index finger above his upper lip to simulate a mustache, and calling himself Meven Stiller. 

You are correct. They absolutely can’t, and I’ve seen demonstrable proof of that fact. I grew up with these types, and they are without a doubt functionally illiterate. I’ve sat through high school literature classes with them, and watched them attempt to read and comprehend Shakespeare, which is from the same basic…

I’ll allow it.

I would very much like to audition for the lead in Beg Bug Stephens. I think when you see my performance, you will send all the other hopefuls packing. I do have one condition though, if ( I mean, when, because a project this gold will be developed) a major motion picture is made based on the play, I get to play the…

This right here. I have developed “collections” for “celebrities” before, and you just described exactly how it always more or less happens. Also, every single buyer from every single store they meet with are going to look at them exactly like this:

I think what she made was “fysh stycks.”

Dismiss that troll.  Their entire argument is #badfaith. 

Dismiss your troll.

I figured.  I don’t care about the replies.  those I can deal with.

Go ahead.  Please dismiss.  It’s just a gnat buzzing around me at this point.  I can even repost with a real photo.  Just get rid of it.

I know. I replied like that after I realized it. Nothing I can do about it now. You are correct. I didn’t create it. I just stupidly bought it, posted it, and then realized it too late. It was apparent to me after the fact. I should have realized. But I didn’t. Once again. You. Are. Correct.  

Because I’m an idiot sometimes, and I didn’t realize it until it was too late, and Kinja won’t let me delete it.  I asked the op to dismiss it, and they haven’t yet.  

Omg.  You can dismiss my original comment if you want.  I underestimated the impact of a stupid fake photo.  Your call.

No.  It’s a photoshop someone did to show that they all know each other.  It’s everywhere.

It’s fake.  Of course it is.  But it was in response to what is he hiding.  He’s hiding his association with Epstein.  If you search their names however, it’s one of the first images that comes up.

Of course he never lent her out.  He’s a lot of things, but he’s not that.

It’s a stupid photoshop job pulled from the internet. If you search their names, it’s right at the top of the image search.  It’s everywhere.