Obviously.  Nobody thinks that’s real. It’s just a stupid photoshop job done to illustrate the fact that he’s hiding his association with these people.  

I’m sure I missed a few things.

“I kept my underwear on during the massage. I don’t like massages particularly.”

I would love to encounter him in person so I can yell GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY right in his face.

If he weren’t a recent immigrant who refuses to assimilate he would know that isn’t how real Americans behave in the Rose Garden. 

Ugh. I think you accidentally stumbled onto conversion therapy that works. Because the thought of that made me straight.

You’re assuming this guy has actually believes whatever little he’s actually read in the bible.  It’s all just buzzwords to him.

Ok.  Have fun

1-1 - The weirder and more cagey they act, the more the media focus on that nonsense rather than the horrible shit they are actually doing.

“I am sorry Ms. Campbell doesn’t share these views, but my decision was out of respect of my wife,”

Hamilton is just a troll. Once you understand that, then everything he writes makes sense. He just wants outrage clicks. A lot of these bloggers are just prisoners of their own online personas and aren’t really capable of expanding beyond that.

We need more grannies like this.

Actually, there’s more when you think about it. He’s 46. That means he’s probably too old to have kids the age you take to the playground, of course there are exceptions, but odds are, he doesn’t have young kids. And although there are grandparents at that age, chances are he’s too young to have grandkids he takes…

So drunk you don’t realize impending doom is upon you.  Now that’s a goal!

So did I.  More than anyone I ever have.  I would actually like to develop a show about her, or a book, or some project of some kind, because the world needs to meet her.  I have comp books filled with stories.

Sadly, I really wasn’t even joking.

It is possible, as I had an elderly aunt rage herself into stroke one time.

McDonald’s order is ready to pick up.

I am a middle aged single man, and I’m pretty sure the last time I was at a playground was in grade school.  There is a playground near where I live and I’ve never been to it once.  My neighbor who got busted years ago on To Catch A Predator (Yes, really) did though.