Passed out drunk.

Did she ever. She also told me that one time, some dude she was dating back in the day hit her, so being a seamstress, she waited until he passed out drunk in bed, stitched him into his sheets, and beat the fuck out of him with a club. She said he was crying and screaming and she told him to shut up and take his…

Also, why was a 46 year old man hanging around a playground?

Any one of my family would have ended somebody who put their hands on me or my brother when we were kids. My grandmother would have stabbed him in the gut with a snapped off broom handle. (She really kept one around just in case something came up that needed handling.)

People laugh, but she was brave enough to marry a mortal even though her mother is dead set against it.

I felt like I could see Bernie’s lifespan ticking down in real time last night.  He did not look well.

Just FYI.  I had wondered as well, and it’s all on there.  And I meant Zack, I actually don’t know anything about the boyfriend other than he has one.

I follow him on Instagram.  He’s gay and has a boyfriend.  And he’s awesome.

That was literally my response after I read that!

Eric Trump looks like what would happen if there was a vampire that only drank mayonnaise instead of blood.

Even Homer Simpson knows to put them on a goddamn stick.

I’ve already settled in for a few weeks of this, turned up to 11.

Yep. They don’t understand that there will be a day when they are unmasked and I will be there for it.

This woman is clearly a serial killer and should be dealt with as such. Everything about her screams “malignant sociopathy.” I don’t know what else she could possibly be.  Clearly there is racism bound up in her pathology, but she targeted a group and went after them.  She should be locked up for rest of her life and…

“I go in, I go out. No strategy needed. Nobody exits better than me. Me. I will handle the exits. 100%. Exit. None needed. No collusion.”

Nobody wanders on the heath better than Trump.  Number 1.  Nobody better.  Heath wandering.  The best.  No collusion.

It’s the real Evangelicalism. Full stop. Not only did I grow up in the Southern Baptist Church, but I have family who are fairly high up in the state levels of the organization back home in Oklahoma. The racism, anti-semitism, and general antipathy towards anyone who is not one of them, (and even then, there are right…

I know. I wonder how long until these “police” start kicking in doors on houses that belong to people they don’t like. I’m guessing not long. And everyone knows what kind of people they don’t like. Fuck Alabama.

The official shirt of every single presidential campaign ever.

Yes indeed.  The DNA evidence settled this beyond doubt.  Not that Orange Foolius could ever process what that means through that mildewy sponge he thinks is a brain.