I’d pretend I was going to fuck Chuck just to get close enough to snatch that wig off his head then run like the wind. 

That’s weird, since I’ve seen him explain how the Large Hadron Collider disproved the existence of things like “spirit energy.”

Those phrases all sound like they were said by Gob Bluth.

New Hampshire, the Oklahoma of New England.

Yes. It’s getting worse. It’s exactly how my grandmother started speaking when dementia hit her. It’s how all people speak when dementia hits them as well. 

They need to stop showing up. At this point, there is not one thing that Sanders says that isn’t a deliberate lie. Nothing. There is nothing to be gained by pretending that every word at those briefings is a deliberate falsehood. By still attending those ludicrous meetings, all they do is give legitimacy to all…

The media are already running these “moderate republicans have had enough” bullshit stories about her. When they get in the voting booth, they’ll pull the lever for her. LIKE THEY ALWAYS END UP DOING 100% OF THE TIME.

Media will never be able to stop pretending that Sasse is worth a good goddamn. He’s mealy mouthed and a proven coward.  Just another mouth runner.  This is what passes for courage these days.

Yes indeed.  Talent doesn’t always skip a generation.

“I was only joking” is the new “I was only following orders.”

And here’s another interesting thing. I am a packaging designer and product developer who does stuff that regularly goes in major retail outlets in the Midwest and South. Now my personal philosophy is that no matter where it’s being sold, I think it should look beautiful and expensive no matter what. So what if…

That’s what I was wondering while studying all that superiority on full display in that photo.

If your dad started talking like this you’d trick him into going to see the neurologist by saying you were going out for ice cream.

Most people don’t actually listen to the words in songs. So yes, after years of “listening” to her music, a lot of people were probably shocked to find out that’s what she often writes and sings about. Here’s a good example: when out with a friend once, George Michael’s Freedom came on. I mention that the thing I…

And of course, he did that thing where he’s utterly obsequious to their faces, then leaves the room and trash talks them on twitter.  This time they utterly expected it and were already pre-disgusted by the whole display by the time he even bothered to show up. 

Yes. My ex partner is narcissist of the Holy Shit level. And when I made it clear that it was over, and I had no interest in listening to anything he had to say, paying attention to him in any way, or even looking at him, in person or a in photo, and that I was done and gone, he responded by walking up and down the…

You are correct. My family is deeply connected to the leadership of the Southern Baptist Church back in Oklahoma, and as such, I remain very aware of what’s going on with that particular religion. Trump has very much replaced Christ as their savior. They are gone and never coming back. If the Book of Revelation…

Once an old southern white lady reaches the age where her chin does that thing where it pokes out like that, she is required by law to get that hairstyle. 

How I imagine Unca Lindsay on that trip...